- Unhappy Hour
(Joshua M Odaffer, Timothy Fillman Cravens, Jeanna Fournier, Allen Kronenberger)
Come in from the show
There’s a place you can hide
From the spiraling slide
Or the devil inside
Echoes haunt the room
From souls lost here tonight
Like moths to the light
They’re ready to ignite
A dollar for your thoughts
As I pour you this round
Before you start to drown
Whisper something profound
(Chorus)
Step inside to the unhappy hour
Sit back relax at the unhappy hour
Two fingers more at the unhappy hour
Down your sour at the unhappy hour
But that umbrella in your drink
Won’t save you from the rain
It can’t take away your pain
Or release you from your chain
Start spinning out of tune
As troubles comes right in
Who knows where it’s been
I’ll inform your next of kin
Be steady on your stool
As the smell of sex walks by
Don’t look ‘em in the eye
They’ll suck you dry
(Chorus)
Step inside to the unhappy hour
Sit back relax at the unhappy hour
Two fingers more at the unhappy hour
Down your sour at the unhappy hour
Oh, take two
And don’t call me in the morning
Who, are you
At the end of your story
Oh, take two
And don’t call me in the morning
Who saves you
When you’re moving slowly
(Chorus)
Step inside to the unhappy hour
Sit back relax at the unhappy hour
Two fingers more at the unhappy hour
Down your sour at the unhappy hour